The one with Eva Longoria

i remembered watching one of the earlier episode of friends where Rachel and Ross were together. Monica has just broken up with that old doctor (forgot the name) and was sulking her days away. Ross and Rachel were in bed and Rachel grilled Ross about his deepest fantasy. Ross confessed.

It was Princess Leia in her gold bikini.

Subsequently, Pheebs and Mon got to know it and poked fun at Ross's fantasy. Frustrated and confused, Ross confronted Rachel about this. Rachel said of course the girls know because apparently girls share EVERYTHING.

Yes Everything. Even your size and performance.

Anyway, i digress.

So Ross thought that this sharing sisterhood thing was meaningful. he told chandler about it and they agreed to share some deep dark secrets with each other.

"have you ever experienced while you were doing it and everything was going great. but while you're in the heat of things, suddenly the face of your mum appears out of nowhere in your mind and no matter how you try you cant shake off that image?" said chandler (he said something in this sense)

"oh my god!" said Ross and ran out of central perks.

that night, Rachel decided to fulfill Ross's fantasy and came to bed dressed in a gold bikini with the princess leia hairdo. you'd have thought that upon seeing Rachel, Ross would have been overwhelmed with lust.

unfortunately no.

chandler's sick words played on his mind and what he saw wasnt rachel in a gold bikini.

what he saw was his MOM in a gold bikini.

and needless to say, he went to bed traumatised and with a seething rachel beside him.

*aaargh