Totally And Absolutely Wasted
Dear blog,
Attended the pokz party at kahsiang's house last night after work. Well, it was a haven for any alcoholics out there. Gin, baccardi, vodka and booze were all up for grabs. Needless to say, i helped myself to every single one of them, be it neat, on the rocks or mixed with other liquids. At the last count, i gulped down glasses of gin and tonic, pepsi twist+vodka, pepsi twist+baccardi, also quite a few cans of good old beer and proceeded to get myself, as cawley has so fittingly named it, absolutely and totally WASTED. Keith started the ball rolling by getting high early in the night. He sang at the top of his voice, danced madly around and did everything a guy high on alcohol would do. Cawley then slept on the roadside outside ks's house after vomiting on the road and we have to help him into the house..Well the fact that a person gets drunk faster by mixing liquor with beer still stands true. The effects of all that took over me after i downed my 3rd or was it 4th? can of beer. What happenead after that was quite hazy, i remembered i got that sickening familiar feeling of nausea and promptly made way to the toilet and vomited. I decided to station myself beside the toilet bowl just in case i wanna vomit again. Then kerson got me some lime to suck on and helped me to the sofa to rest. Was a big mistake, bile immediately rose when i laid down. I barely made it to the toilet, but not before soiling my shirt..:p..thats how i spent the rest of the night, wasting away inside the toilet. An eternity later, ks came knocking at the toilet door saying that his grandpa will be up any moment and he may want to use the toilet. So, i dragged myself to his room. Ks, kerson, yeehui and me chatted till the sun is up before all of us fell asleep. Fortunately, i woke up with only a slight hangover must be cuz i had already vomitted my guts out. Was a long time since i got so damn wasted..god..my throat still hurts..
Just a friendly reminder: ladies never accept any offers of beer from any men after you had liquor. Regardless of it being the diluted kind or not, cuz beer and liquor is a potent mix and a dangerous one for you ladies. So don't underestimate the potency of this mixture. Please remember.
"If you could choose between life and death you would almost rather die, love is fun but hurts so much and the price you pay is high. And so I say don't fall in love, you will get hurt before you are through. You see my friend, I ought to know, cuz I fell in love with you."
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