The dummies' guide on how to prevent yourself from peeing on a cab even though you are on extreme high tide:

1. Sit straight and dun slouch. So that ur bladder will not be burdened by extra weight and you wld not be affected tht much sld the cab brake suddenly. Rmb every second counts.
2. Take short and rapid breaths. Long breaths will make the trip unbearable and may force your pee out.
3. Loosen any tight buckles around ur waist
4. Be calm. Focus on how are you going to release yourslf once u alight and not on the fact tht ur pee is threatening to leak out in any moment.
5. Forget abt ur change. There will be hell to pay than just the few dollars if u sld pee in the uncle's cab.

If everything fails, pls dun aim at the taxi driver..:p..



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