Changing Times
There were moments along the way when shutting down this space really appealed to me. It's not that I do not have things to moan about. Believe me, the angst just do not disappear. For that matter, my list of contemmpt, I assure you, have been significantly lengthened since the last time I poured scorn on those pompous asses. Well, the reason why I have not been checking back is really very simple.
I was lazy.
UH HUH.
I can assure you the spirit in me was more than willing to conjure up a piece of literary beauty. But when I compare the advantages of shooting and disfiguring people's faces in virtual space and racking my brains for that elusive inspiration. The himbo in me won hands down.
But a man can only kill so much. So I decided it is time to answer a higher calling than killing people and monsters - stabbing others in the back.
I realise it would be very unfair to all the toms, dicks (heh) and harrys (hairys?) who have pissed me off not to get their moment of spotlight here. I believe it is my moral responsibility to document these dipshits in all of their glory and proclaim their greatness to the world.
As the saying goes, clothes make the man. Therefore I have armed myself with a new template.
I mean I am an advocate of the "beauty is skin deep", "It is what's inside that counts", "Dont judge a book by it's cover" and all that hoo-hah. But, this is a very big BUT, appearances do matter ok. Do not try to quote me on this, I will deny it under oath.
So females, next time you hear a guy utter anything that remotely sounds like "I personally do not think looks are important at all, I believe what is more important is what's inside the person." You've got a liar in the house.
Rejoice males, women do not place looks as high on the list as men do. But if you for a moment think you have the better bargain, think again. You know the never-ending debate about whether size does matter?
Yeap, same principle applies.
Sigh
Sorry, I digress
ANYWAY, I hope the new template will inspire me to produce many different expressions and sentences that in the end must mean "go fuck yourself". And sooner rather than later, I will unleash literary hell on people who stepped on my toes. Hold on to your knickers people.
Oh and to those who have been checking this space religously for the past 3 months. You either have too much time or you really like me *wink
But thank you all the same.
and to you and B1 and B2 -> *kiss kiss. heh heh heh
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."