Man, don't people sleep till noon ANYMORE!!!
ugh
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Sunday, August 06, 2006
"Look, Women are more intelligent than we are, or at least more honest with themselves about what they do or don't want. Another question is whether they tell you or the world. You're facing the enigma of nature. Womankind is an indecipherable maze. If you give her time to think, you're lost. Remember: Warm heart, cold mind. The seducer's code."
Except for having a chronic confusion with adverbs and questionable (no) sense of directions , I am inclined to agree with the quote above.
You know adverbs? No = Yes, Yes = anything she wants it to be?
Woman: "Honey do you think I look fat?"
Man: "No"
Woman: "You're lying! No sex for 1 month and you're sleeping on the couch!"
*women walks angrily towards the bedroom and opens the door
Man: "Honey that's the front door, the bedroom is at the other end."
Man: " Are you sure you're ok with me going out with the boys tonight?"
Woman: "Yes... I think"
Man: "You think?"
Woman: "Don't rush me dammit! I'm trying to figure out what 'YES' means this time!"
Get the picture now? and oh yes I agree totally that they are an indecipherable maze.
Anyway female empowerment has really come a long way. So much so that now men have a seducer's code. I'm not so sure about the seducer's code, but I can guarantee ancient men swore by the old code, which Julius Caesar eventually popularised, as a guideline to seduce women.
I came, I saw, I conquered
You see, I always thought men come towards the end. But hey with a code like that, you can come anytime you want. I'm just joking. You do KNOW that some men have trouble standing straight, let alone come right?
Anyway, I have always been envious of the ancient seduction code. Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl. Boy clubs girl unconcious and drags girl to cave. And they live happily ever after.
Ever wondered why women are not as bright last time? Well I don't have the answer, but I can assure you the frequent whacking of their heads had nothing to do that.
Fast forward to the 21st century. Now our eyes can't even stray south while talking to them without them screaming bloody murder. Our ancient alpha males must be turning in their macho graves. I mean they don't even talk, they club.
Subconsciously we try to emulate them. Or else where do you think the word clubbing originated from eh?
However, I'm not even sure I am interested anymore. Just the other day, I saw this woman in boots walking past. A cigarette was somehow stuck between her lips while she conversed with her friend (if you call uttering hokkien's finest sentences conversing). Too much makeup, if she cries, you'd think that her skin was dripping off. I'd rather die by my right hand if she was the only woman left on earth. I'm sorry, but I just don't dig girls who wear boots.
Finally
You all do realise I am only just kidding about everything right. In truth, I have the deepest respect for all womenfolk. I am also very grateful to Adam who got bored playing with animals and himself and thus asked God to grant him a playmate.
And besides, I prefer a red brick to a wooden club.
Legend says that women bricked with a red brick can actually cook. Whoopee
Except for having a chronic confusion with adverbs and questionable (no) sense of directions , I am inclined to agree with the quote above.
You know adverbs? No = Yes, Yes = anything she wants it to be?
Woman: "Honey do you think I look fat?"
Man: "No"
Woman: "You're lying! No sex for 1 month and you're sleeping on the couch!"
*women walks angrily towards the bedroom and opens the door
Man: "Honey that's the front door, the bedroom is at the other end."
Man: " Are you sure you're ok with me going out with the boys tonight?"
Woman: "Yes... I think"
Man: "You think?"
Woman: "Don't rush me dammit! I'm trying to figure out what 'YES' means this time!"
Get the picture now? and oh yes I agree totally that they are an indecipherable maze.
Anyway female empowerment has really come a long way. So much so that now men have a seducer's code. I'm not so sure about the seducer's code, but I can guarantee ancient men swore by the old code, which Julius Caesar eventually popularised, as a guideline to seduce women.
I came, I saw, I conquered
From the code alone, you can see how different the ancient alpha males are from us.
You see, I always thought men come towards the end. But hey with a code like that, you can come anytime you want. I'm just joking. You do KNOW that some men have trouble standing straight, let alone come right?
Anyway, I have always been envious of the ancient seduction code. Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl. Boy clubs girl unconcious and drags girl to cave. And they live happily ever after.
Ever wondered why women are not as bright last time? Well I don't have the answer, but I can assure you the frequent whacking of their heads had nothing to do that.
Fast forward to the 21st century. Now our eyes can't even stray south while talking to them without them screaming bloody murder. Our ancient alpha males must be turning in their macho graves. I mean they don't even talk, they club.
Subconsciously we try to emulate them. Or else where do you think the word clubbing originated from eh?
However, I'm not even sure I am interested anymore. Just the other day, I saw this woman in boots walking past. A cigarette was somehow stuck between her lips while she conversed with her friend (if you call uttering hokkien's finest sentences conversing). Too much makeup, if she cries, you'd think that her skin was dripping off. I'd rather die by my right hand if she was the only woman left on earth. I'm sorry, but I just don't dig girls who wear boots.
Finally
You all do realise I am only just kidding about everything right. In truth, I have the deepest respect for all womenfolk. I am also very grateful to Adam who got bored playing with animals and himself and thus asked God to grant him a playmate.
And besides, I prefer a red brick to a wooden club.
Legend says that women bricked with a red brick can actually cook. Whoopee